Tuesday, August 24, 2010

I would stalk Bruce Campbell if I wasn't so lazy.



Yes! I would stalk Bruce Campbell if I wasn't so lazy. I believe him to be one of the greatest B movie actors of all time. I actually own a tombstone prop from "My Name is Bruce" (Thanks Tyler). Well now that I think of it Tyler wouldn't tell me where he lives so maybe it's his fault I have never stalked Bruce Campbell. I unthank you Tyler.

Saturday, April 17, 2010

Black Beauty

I'm saying goodbye to the black hair and because of this I give homage to...the ladies that have rocked it as long as I have!

Elvira




Vampira


Joan Jett


Liza


P.S. I'm scared.

Tuesday, April 6, 2010

My castle

I hope there is a dungeon.

DRUM CASTLE

Tuesday, March 30, 2010

Where did the rock n roll horror genre go?

The combination of horror and rock is a match made in heaven...so where has it gone? I blame the rise of indie rock, although I do enjoy my share of wussy pop, I miss the hair metal bands that fought evil or obviously were evil.

Rock n Roll Nightmare starring Thor.
"When the band starts to rock heads start to roll"




Rocktober Blood
"He's back from the dead with a message from hell!"





Trick or Treat appearances by Ozzy Osbourne and Gene Simmons
"What are you afraid of? It's only rock n roll!"

Sunday, March 7, 2010

You can do it....MUSIC!

My life lately has consisted of sleep, work, and the gym, needless to say I needed something to liven things up. I remembered all of the 80's movies that had such inspiring and ridiculous montages...I thought I can do this!



I realize that "It's Always Sunny" has beat me to the "punch", but this is the quintessential you can do it song.




I was struggling with this montage, but after some thought, I believe "Thrashin'" is a do it song. 1. It tells you you're thrashin' 2. You're running hot 3. Tearing it up 4. Josh Brolin



Absolutely no explanation needed...





Not an 80's montage, but an unbelievable homage
Orgazmo



The Stargrove theme from "Never Too Young To Die" is my favorite you can do it song...Unfortunately I couldn't find a clip, so if you will bear with me start this at the 3:06 mark. So worth it!




I hope that I have inspired someone to punch, thrash, rip, find glory, be the best, and of course BREAK OUT!

A quick P.S. Kevin Bacon...





Thanks for reminding me Malia!

Sunday, February 14, 2010

I sure do hope werewolves don't get famous.

With all of the vampire hubbub I am a bit concerned that werewolves are going to be the next to get popular; therefore making it impossible for them to be my favorite monster. Don't get me wrong I wouldn't mind the wolf to finally get his day in the sun (or moon), but only if it is done in the right way. (Taylor Lautner is not the right way).

Werewolves first started to show up in folk stories to explain serial killings. The first recorded Werewolf sighting took place around the countryside of German town Colongne and Bedburg in 1591.A few people cornered a large wolf and set their dogs upon it. They started to pierce it with sharp sticks and spears. The wolf did not run away or tried to protect itself, instead it stood up and turned out to be a middle-aged man he was Peter Stubbe from the same village. Peter Stubbes continued to kill, rape and eat his victims until he was caught and tried. He was disposed in a fate worse than really anything I care to write here.

Werewolves have a part of almost every culture on the planet, here are a few...
American Indians: limikkin or skin walkers.
Canada: bearwalker
Chili: The chonchon shapeshifter is a witch that transforms into a vulture.
Ethiopia, Morocco and Tanzania: The boudas is a sorcerer/blacksmith that changes into a werehyena. It often wears an ornament from its human form by which it may be recognized.
France: loup-garou is prevalent in France with the Beast of Gevaudan being the most famous documented case. Then there is the bisclavret which is a werewolf that cannot return to human form unless it can put its clothing back on.
Finland: ihmissusi
Greece: vrykolaka is a catchall word for werewolf, vampire or sorcerer. The word lycanthropy, from the ancient werewolf-king Lycaeon, originated here.
Haiti: loup-garou can change into anything, both plant and animal.
Iceland: A hamrammr (from old Icelandic literature) is a werecreature that shifts into the form of the animal it has most recently eaten. Its strength increases with each animal that it consumes. The current (and more correct) word for werewolf is varulfur.
Ireland & Scotland: The selkies are seals that take off their skins to become human. Dark-haired Celts may have their geneology explained via the selkies. Selkies are helpful creatures who watch over fishermen.
Japan: The most popular werecreatures in Japanese folklore is the kitsune (fox) and the tanuki or mijina (raccoon dog or badger). The kitsune is usually a female, and the tanuki, a male. Collectively, shapeshifters are called heng
Mexico: nahaul is a werecreature that can turn into a wolf, large cat, eagle or bull.
Native Americans: Many different types of "skin walkers such as the Navajo Indians' skinwalkers, the Mai-Coh and the. Mohawk Indians limikkin.
Scandinavia: The varulv much prefers beer to human flesh. Scandinavia is also home to the berserker (bearskin). There is also the ulfheobar (wolfskin), which is usually lumped in with berserker.
United States: Native Americans have many different types of "skin walkers" (see above). There are wererats that are particularly rampant around Pennsylvania. The wererat skulks around at night, and prefers carrots with ranch dressing to human flesh.
*http://www.mythicalrealm.com/legends/werewolf.html

How to spot a werewolf:
*Break away clothes
*Hairy palms and/or unibrow
*A propensity for riding on the tops of vans.
*Being an American....in London.
*A deathly fear of Coors lite.


They have also popped up in Hollywood and these are my favorite werewolf movies.

All of the Ginger Snaps movies


An American Werewolf in London


Dog Soldiers


The Wolfman


So I am off to see the remake of The Wolfman with my fingers crossed!